The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)